A passage of centered text in classical serif lettering fills a cream ground, presenting a modern fairy tale that subverts traditional storytelling through direct, defiant language. The spare composition and neutral palette create an ironic tone, transforming a rebellious declaration into the narrative arc of an unconventional hero. Sewn from a durable canvas-like exterior with a soft lining and made to order, in three sizes up to one that fits a tablet. A catchall for toiletries, art supplies, or small electronics, carrying an independent artist's work instead of a plain zip bag.